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HALLOWEEN!

omfg

someone buy me this island :(
http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/sales_islands/sites/09_tilagica_1.html

So anyone who goes to Stephanies birthday party can also come to my house trailer since its 2 seconds away walking distance from her party. (no exaggeration!)



hint hint!!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/the_faint/47209.html

Just one!

http://www.freewebs.com/teendrinkingisbad/


My health project!

And then she tried to blame the accident on me because I made her come pick me up from the bus stop instead of walking. :(

I guess I've always been really lazy :(

I JUST LOST ANOTHER FUCKING TOOTH AND I AM FUCKING PISSED. GOD IS PUNISHING ME FOR EATING SO SHITTY BY NOT ABLEING ME TO EAT AT ALL. 5 GAPS NOW, ALRIGHT.




FUCK!

I would just like to say that I hate nature and it should go away because I got nettles in my pinky :(

( poway adventures - 90 pictures! )

SO I'M MOVING INTO MY TRAILER TOMORROW...
my new next door neighbor is gay and is a huge stoner and he rules and works at Cocos so he'll bring me free pies <33333



and I'm sick of working at my current job (PARTY PONY EXPRESS YAY! not), and a new Panda Express is opening in Poway...interviews on saturday, should I go apply there?

So tonight I was remembering some good times. A few that came to mind were these:



-Karens birthday party in like 7th grade. Me and Karen were playing with a balloon outside and we let it go thinking it wouldn't go anywhere because it had a weight, but it flew up and got caught on the power box and blew up and blew out the electricity in the whole neighborhood.

-New Years Eve a couple years ago. When we baked cookies and called a stripper to the house across the street, who wasn't home. When SHE (even though we asked for a HE) arived, she went to the party down the street and didn't come back.

-Driving through Jack n the Box with Taylor and Karen at like 1 in the morning, and when the guy asked if he could take our order, we yelled "NO!" and sped off.

-Duct taping me to the wall at Heathers birthday party

-The 30some people that went to the Haunted Hotel and me and jeremy getting cornered by the clown because we went the wrong way

-Buying the ugly ass doll named Hansel from the 99 cent store and then just brutally torturing him all night. When we got home to Karen's house, we microwaved him and he caught on fire and stuck to the spinning plate thing.

-Mixing a bunch of random disgusting ingrediants in a bowl and then frying them up and making a pancake out of them...which Karen tasted.

-Making entire suits of armor/space boots out of foil

-Drenching a pad in red water and sticking it on my moms bumper and driving to UTC mall

-Bryce strapping a firework on the top of his head, lighting it and running around in the park with it going off

-Bryce, Taylor, Michael and I taking a wheel chair around Hillcrest at 1 am and going to Dennys and getting a sick table because he was "crippled".

-Me and Karen getting stuck on top of a mountain when I crashed my quad into a rock because I suck and it wouldn't start up again and there was a scary trailer with a scary guy in it and us almost dying from the raper

-Me Karen and Jasmine pouring lube all over the floor in McDonalds and goin for a slide

-Using rubber gloves as balloons and filling them up with Karen's mom's helium tank

-Tying the two computer chairs to bikes and going to the steep ass hill and almost hitting cars and hitting curbs and flying completely out of the chairs

-Smashing cans onto bike tires and riding them in front of the lady's house who was complaining about noise and her calling the cops on us

-Ms. Matori being her crazy self and telling Jasmine her backpack is too big and she can't leave class until she gets rid of some papers, telling her "I KNOW YOU LOOK AT ME AND POINT WHEN YOU WALK BY", etc





please feel free to add to this list

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So I just finished watching SAW with Nicole and Cody and we were all saying how scary it would be if a face popped up in the window or something happened...WELL 2 seconds later Nicoles car alarm goes off!! so we're like oh snap her cars gettin stolen!! so we turn the alarm off through the window and we were looking for someone scary (we pictured a tall guy in a black trenchcoat and it was horrible) and then MY car alarm goes off!!!!! So I like shit myself and grabbed my keys and ran out there only to find out they were my grandmas keys so I was like ahhhhh this is terrible and yeah that was my night.

So I'm moving at the end of this month and it makes me sad because I never got to have sex with my neighbor. :( And I kind of like this house because it's the house I've lived in the longest (1 and a half years). Oh well.

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.

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so the one half of my tooth just fell out. now i have 3 and a half gaps because my loose molar I pulled out yesterday.

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO EAT FOR ONE DAY WITHOUT SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH EXPLOADING OR FALLING OUT!!

maybe if I move to temecula like merilin did i will turn into a hottie/britney spears look alike too. that'd be pretty neat.