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anorexicbuffet @ 2005-10-31T11:39:00

2005-10-31T19:40:52Z

HAPPY

HALLOWEEN!

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-08-30T17:44:00

2005-08-31T00:52:29Z

Yesterday I went on a 6 mile hike with Julia, Evan and Mitch, and we hiked all the way to fucking ramona.
(yeah ya hear that? brittany burson HIKED.)
It was 100 degrees out and going up sucked ass because we had to walk up the mountain on this windy trail in the sun and Julia posed for a picture like she was falling off the side of the cliff and then she started to really fall and mitch rescued her and do you like my run on sentance cool well i will keep going and then we got to the top and there was the lake and aw it was pretty. Then we saw this amazing palm tree forest!!!!!! Thats all it was! Palm trees in ramona! So we were like that looks sweet and we went over there...

Yeah it was hella neat but then we were like um we are going to get shot for trespasing because I guess it was a nursery type thing so we better leave..well we didnt and we went the other way and we heard this music and it turned out to be the mexican caretender people. So we turned around and went the other other way and there was a honey harvesting thing so there were a shit ton of bees and we were like ahh so we left and on the way back we thought we saw a marijuana plant...

But as we got closer we saw it was maple leaves or something and we were very relieved that we in fact had not come across marijuana harvesters because then we would have REALLY been in danger of being shot and yeah.

It was all really pretty even though we got no pictures of the actual dammed up lake which is dumb.
Then before all this I forgot we saw these abandoned tractors so Julia and I tried to go get in them and Julia grabbed the mirror on the tractor and sliced open her hand and it was all bleeding everywhere and...

So Evan and I played boyscouts and since we had no band-aids and were 6 miles away from any, we tied a sock around her hand and all was well.

The end.

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-07-19T01:24:00

2005-07-19T08:24:16Z

omfg

someone buy me this island :(
http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/sales_islands/sites/09_tilagica_1.html

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-06-15T16:38:00

2005-06-16T23:39:29Z

So anyone who goes to Stephanies birthday party can also come to my ~~house~~ trailer since its 2 seconds away walking distance from her party. (no exaggeration!)

hint hint!!

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-06-03T17:03:00

2005-06-05T00:03:45Z

http://www.livejournal.com/community/the_faint/47209.html

Just one!

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-05-16T21:24:00

2005-05-17T04:23:54Z

http://www.freewebs.com/teendrinkingisbad/

My health project!

My mom ran into a stop sign today with my car

2005-04-27T04:21:27Z

And then she tried to blame the accident on me because I made her come pick me up from the bus stop instead of walking. :(

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-04-15T19:35:00

2005-03-28T03:39:59Z

I would just like to say that I hate nature and it should go away because I got nettles in my pinky :(

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-04-16T20:42:00

2005-03-17T04:43:55Z

I JUST LOST ANOTHER FUCKING TOOTH AND I AM FUCKING PISSED. GOD IS PUNISHING ME FOR EATING SO SHITTY BY NOT ABLEING ME TO EAT AT ALL. 5 GAPS NOW, ALRIGHT.

FUCK!

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-04-09T17:41:00

2005-03-10T01:42:35Z

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY JAMMED A NEEDLE THROUGH MY NOSE WHAT EVER WILL I DOOO!!!!!!!

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-04-07T18:20:00

2005-03-08T02:50:00Z

So tonight I was remembering some good times. A few that came to mind were these:

-Karens birthday party in like 7th grade. Me and Karen were playing with a balloon outside and we let it go thinking it wouldn't go anywhere because it had a weight, but it flew up and got caught on the power box and blew up and blew out the electricity in the whole neighborhood.

-New Years Eve a couple years ago. When we baked cookies and called a stripper to the house across the street, who wasn't home. When SHE (even though we asked for a HE) arived, she went to the party down the street and didn't come back.

-Driving through Jack n the Box with Taylor and Karen at like 1 in the morning, and when the guy asked if he could take our order, we yelled "NO!" and sped off.

-Duct taping me to the wall at Heathers birthday party

-The 30some people that went to the Haunted Hotel and me and jeremy getting cornered by the clown because we went the wrong way

-Buying the ugly ass doll named Hansel from the 99 cent store and then just brutally torturing him all night. When we got home to Karen's house, we microwaved him and he caught on fire and stuck to the spinning plate thing.

-Mixing a bunch of random disgusting ingrediants in a bowl and then frying them up and making a pancake out of them...which Karen tasted.

-Making entire suits of armor/space boots out of foil

-Drenching a pad in red water and sticking it on my moms bumper and driving to UTC mall

-Bryce strapping a firework on the top of his head, lighting it and running around in the park with it going off

-Bryce, Taylor, Michael and I taking a wheel chair around Hillcrest at 1 am and going to Dennys and getting a sick table because he was "crippled".

-Me and Karen getting stuck on top of a mountain when I crashed my quad into a rock because I suck and it wouldn't start up again and there was a scary trailer with a scary guy in it and us almost dying from the raper

-Me Karen and Jasmine pouring lube all over the floor in McDonalds and goin for a slide

-Using rubber gloves as balloons and filling them up with Karen's mom's helium tank

-Tying the two computer chairs to bikes and going to the steep ass hill and almost hitting cars and hitting curbs and flying completely out of the chairs

-Smashing cans onto bike tires and riding them in front of the lady's house who was complaining about noise and her calling the cops on us

-Ms. Matori being her crazy self and telling Jasmine her backpack is too big and she can't leave class until she gets rid of some papers, telling her "I KNOW YOU LOOK AT ME AND POINT WHEN YOU WALK BY", etc

please feel free to add to this list

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anorexicbuffet @ 2005-04-05T01:35:00

2005-03-05T09:39:00Z

So I just finished watching SAW with Nicole and Cody and we were all saying how scary it would be if a face popped up in the window or something happened...WELL 2 seconds later Nicoles car alarm goes off!! so we're like oh snap her cars gettin stolen!! so we turn the alarm off through the window and we were looking for someone scary (we pictured a tall guy in a black trenchcoat and it was horrible) and then MY car alarm goes off!!!!! So I like shit myself and grabbed my keys and ran out there only to find out they were my grandmas keys so I was like ahhhhh this is terrible and yeah that was my night.

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-04-03T16:33:00

2005-03-04T00:33:37Z

So I'm moving at the end of this month and it makes me sad because I never got to have sex with my neighbor. :( And I kind of like this house because it's the house I've lived in the longest (1 and a half years). Oh well.

maddox <3

2005-03-01T23:40:02Z

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-02-22T23:35:00

2005-02-23T07:43:39Z

thanks to julia for the MCS pics

just fuckin around in the thrift shop

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-02-21T13:18:00

2005-02-21T21:18:26Z

so the one half of my tooth just fell out. now i have 3 and a half gaps because my loose molar I pulled out yesterday.

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO EAT FOR ONE DAY WITHOUT SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH EXPLOADING OR FALLING OUT!!

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-02-10T21:15:00

2005-02-11T05:16:23Z

maybe if I move to temecula like merilin did i will turn into a hottie/britney spears look alike too. that'd be pretty neat.

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-02-05T09:00:00

2005-02-05T17:00:24Z

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-02-03T20:35:00

2005-02-04T04:35:01Z

GOD DAMMIT I HATE THE SONG VERTIGO!!

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-01-28T13:36:00

2005-01-28T21:52:08Z

me: "mom my tooth just basically exploded while i was chewing, so can you please come home and take me to the dentist? it hurts so bad."

mom: "im sure its fine, i really dont want your brother to walk to round table in the rain, so will you drive them for me? thanks hun be home in a few hours"

:(

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-01-22T17:05:00

2005-01-23T01:05:13Z

i love my friends. you guys are so cool. but not bryce. bryce is dumb and spins people.

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-01-19T20:12:00

2005-01-20T04:16:17Z

okay wow it's times like these i'm glad i live in poway. away from the drama and stuff. in other news MY MOM BOUGHT MY CAR TODAY so thats sick. 1997 honda civic it's pretty tight. i was sitting in it talking to megan and driving with the phone in the pasenger seat so that we were "driving together" was pretty sweet. i need to name her though. i was thinking anything but "jasmine" would work.

"hey i wonder if the alarm will go off if i do BEEEEPP!!!! BEEEPPP!!!"

the best idea ever

2005-01-16T08:18:46Z

foryourlungson1y: speaking of stds
foryourlungson1y: i have the best idea ever
foryourlungson1y: we should just kill all the people with stds
foryourlungson1y: and never have to worry about getting them
MupetsONACID 897: hahaha
MupetsONACID 897: i agree
foryourlungson1y: or quarentine them but killing them would probably be cheaper
foryourlungson1y: oh and all those with aids too
foryourlungson1y: but then they could all live together in 1 city and have sex and not worry about spreading disease
MupetsONACID 897: hahaha your a genious
MupetsONACID 897: its perfect
foryourlungson1y: pretty much
MupetsONACID 897: a big glass bubble on an island

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-01-10T17:46:00

2005-01-11T01:46:05Z

Okay so I have to do a report on Dyslexia for child development, and I get extra credit if I bring in someone that has it. It'll be really easy and stuff when people ask questions you just say "I CANT READ OR WRITE" and you'll be fine...please? :(

anorexicbuffet @ 2005-01-09T18:52:00

2005-01-10T02:53:51Z

PENIS SAMBA
PULSE OF AMERICA

so apparently jasmine gets off on asian porn...everyone gather and post some for her!!